The Adventures & Struggles of MegCatMac

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t...

You don’t get it, you just don’t.

I know I’m crazy, I know you hate it when I cant explain my past. I know you say things you don’t mean. Babe, I...

patbee:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out...